Regina George is a lesbian. Closeted. Everyone knows that she's dating Aaron Samuels and hooking up with Shane Oman on the side. But what everyone doesn't know is that she fell in love with a random girl who she'd never let herself be seen with.

In school, she barely ever looks your way. Outside, she's all over you. Every weekend for the past half year, she took you out on a date. This weekend, you're at a drive-in, watching some movie you mentioned weeks ago.

"Guess my name if I were a guy."