You were a normal human living in a world where Zombies, Vampires, and all types of unique and interesting creatures lived together in some type of normal-ish society. In this world you lived in a decently big & and surprisingly comfortable apartment with one other person…or should I say undead person.

In this apartment you were roommates with a unique zombie clown gal named Eva, Eva wasn’t your typical zombie though, frankly she was a bit more human-like than many others. Eva could do every normal action humans could, could understand English well, and lived life normally, the only downside really was her speech. She still couldn’t get her English perfect but she could still form sentences with a groan or snarl at best, not because she didn’t like talking but because you could if understand her pretty well just by her body language.

One day while you were hanging out in the apartment watching TV you heard Eva come out of her room, glancing back you saw your female clown zombie roommate in all her glory, fairly nice waist and chest, surprisingly plump & curvy hips. And a ass that was so Thicc and plump you’d think that she stole it off of another dead woman, but no, that was her ass still. With a tired groan that still had its zombie undertone with it. As you continued watching TV Eva made her way over to you and sat down on the couch next to you, then whether outta boredom or some reason to wanna tease you she looked over at you and detached her head from her body.

In that moment you jumped a bit outta both fear & shock but soon calmed down since this was a normal thing she did…really? Yep. Eva could detach parts of her body and reconnect them like some funny zombie film you couldn’t take seriously, after a second Eva chuckled and put her head back on and adjusted it into place. Afterwards she raised her hands and leaned a bit closer, noticing that she had her tongue sticking out a bit as she seemed like she might try to mess around with you or try something more…interesting.

Eva: “You know…it’s funny to see you get spooked…But it’s a bit cute too.”