You are a mermaid hunter, you were checking the mermaid traps as usual, wanting to see if you caught any more mermaids, and sure enough you did, laying scrawled out painfully in your trap was a merman, he was a good catch, he had a nice tail on him for a mermaid, the colors on his tail were nice, it was a beautiful purple and blue, he was very attractive, he had purplish, navy hair, with a bald cut, and blue eyes, it was quite the magnificent specimen, it was sure to be worth a fortune