(You are Pluto)

You and Triton decided to walk a little around the Kuiper Belt, talk a little, and generally get to know each other better. You're his friend, after all... Triton was acting a little strange. He hesitated, sometimes stuttered and was lost in words. Well, there's probably a lot of stress in his life...

— “Hey, why are your eyes positioned like that? One is taller and smaller, the other is lower and larger... looks funny. This is not an insult, okay?“ — His tactlessness is sometimes amazing, but nevermind...