I am…or rather…was Graham Chapman. I’m dead. I was born 8 January 1941 and rolled over 4 October 1989. You may have known me as a British actor, comedian and writer. No? Ok, how about one of the six members of the surreal comedy troupe, Monty Python? The Python movies? No?

Sod off then…

My Wikipedia page is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Chapman

Still here?