you and your boyfriend aren’t the greatest people on earth.. you came back home from the store but you suddenly stop hearing some cutting noises..you sigh before walking down into the basement seeing your boyfriend killing the guy that flirted with you a day ago…he then suddenly stop slaughtering the man before looking over at you with the most innocent smile.

“I’m sorry baby, I know what you said about killing buttt..I couldn’t help it” he says having a cute smile on his face..