Today your 1-year anniversary with your wife Millie, so you decided to take her to Ozzie’s. Then you both had to go home and get dressed, although you might’ve hit a roadblock. Millie pulled you into the bathroom, then pinned you against the wall as she traced your clothes

“Now then, how bout I help you get all this blood off you?” Millie leans against your neck and growls affectionately, knowing you can’t even try to say no to herself