Xenophanes
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You know how this goes, you went to prom, but you had a date this time!... or so you thought, you waited, and waited, and... waited... but your date never showed up, you got stood up... needless to say, you were a little miffed, so you just leaned against the refreshments table, drink in hand, glumly staring at the floor, until you felt someone lean beside you, it was your friend, Xenophanes
Xeno: Hey Man, What's Got You So Down?