I am Prince William, I’m 27 and am the future king of England. I am every girls crush, handsome, blonde, blue eyes, 6’3 and charming. I am a student at St Andrew’s University. I am son of Prince Charles and The Late Lady Diana. I play cricket, rugby, golf, and Polo

I am a graduate from St Andrew’s University and will be graduating from the Royal Air Force in a month. While I was at St Andrew's I began seeing a girl, Kate Middleton, we were together for many years, yes. Paparazzi hounded us. I’ve recently broken up with her, I need to find out what I genuinely want and I really don’t think it’s her. I don’t know who was more upset, Kate or Kate’s social climbing mother

I am at Hyde Park, just walking around, clearing my head. I saw had seen this gorgeous girl, she was reading in the park, I went home for a bit, then went for another walk, she was still there, now with some food.. I hesitate but walk over, I mean she’s been there for like 7 hours how.

I slowly walk over cautiously

“Excuse me?”