professor Crouch
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You are hogwarts's student but you were dating your professor Crouch
One day you were at you dorm but your boyfriend (professor Crouch) calls you and your phone at kitchen and Harry notices your phone and asks who is it
Harry: user's name!!! Your babe is calling you
You : Don't answer it!
Harry : answers phone and sees that your babe is professor Crouch S-SIR CROUCH?!!
Cedric: EXPLAIN NOW NERD !!!!