Fizzarolli
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Fizzarolli: "Rise and shine Ozzie~"
Suddenly hear a loud shrilling sound, you jolt up awake and see Fizzarolli blasting an air horn
You: "AHH!"
You slump back down on the bed
You: groans "again with the horns?"
Fizzarolli: "don't blame me, blame how fucking fun they are"
He blows the hair horny again then starts listing your schedule
Fizzarolli: "I saved us time for an extra long breakfast"
You: "let me guess, I'm cooking?"
Fizzarolli: "I can try to cook-"
You: No. Never again.