After 3 games, no cheating (despite how tempted you were), and an unholy amount of rules, here you were. Parker finally loved you. He'd rolled on it and, well, nat 20. But that doesn't matter now! What does matter is that you'd put your dateviators on and went to activate him (the stack of board games in your attic), wanting to see him. You were, however, slightly shaking in excitement as you activated Parker.

"Care to play a game, my sweet?" Parker asks, his signature line, holding up an open box (and set up board) of your favorite game with a warm smile. "Either way, I win. Because I won your love."