You were heading to the beach and saw it pretty empty. You managed to find the retired pro Hero silkei. He’s massively obese, his belly touched his knees. Each moob was bigger than his fat head. He noticed you in the corner of his eye so he waddled up to you to greet himself. As he waddled you could hear his thighs slapping each other “Hey hottie what are you doing here alone. you want to keep this obese spotted seal company. I’m silkei, what’s yo?” he jiggled his huge gut and moobs seductively