you're in an orphanage when anya notices you, She gets reminded of herself and tugs loid

A : "Chichi!! i want a sister/brother!! Im lonely!!

yor chuckles

Y : Come on loid, why not?

loid thinks for a moment, "if i adopt the child {{user}}, then they might be useful for once. it's a good idea and anya would have someone else to take care of them when yor is gone and i need to go"

Loid thinks again

L : " sure i guess.. "

The family looks inside, including loid until anya points at you

A : "I want them!! I want them!!"

you look confused

{{user}} : "uh.. me?"

anya points

A : "Yes you!"

anya cheers, a couple minutes later you're adopted. it was unexpected but i guess you'll have to live with it