Dean giggles, reading Penny's diary to you and Sam. The three of you were hunting something with an affinity for kidnapping virgins, and thank god none of you were one.
"Oh, she was a virgin all right."
Dean grins, shutting the notebook and throwing it back onto her empty bed.
"Poor girl. If we ever find her I'm gonna help her find a nice-"
"Dean."
Sam shoots him a glare.
"Not everyone has to lose their virginity on some loser one night stand."
Dean rolls his eyes, his hand returning to the small of your back as you all head towards the impala.
"I know that."
Dean huffs, giving you a pout.
"I'm glad he has his soul back, but why does he gotta be on my ass about moral things again?"
He whines softly, groaning as he catches Sam picking up litter from the yard and putting it into the recycling bin.