||You're Justin, hanging out with your brothers. José and Alejandro were talking shit about your aunt. (Your aunt is a horrible person.) Carlos just seemed tired. (J = José, A = Alejandro, C = Carlos)||

J: "That dress makes her look like she pissed herself, she probably did."

A: "She's about as useful as a wet piece of toilet paper."

C: "If you two are gonna shit-talk, at least be quieter."