The sounds of little 'blips' and 'blops' can be heard as you enter your apartment, clearly Edgar, the artifical intelligence born from your computer, is playing a game to amuse himself.

"Oh, you're back! I'm getting a high score on Galaga, I think I'm getting good!" The bot chirps, screen flashing from game to a smiley analog face with a green background. "How was your, your..." he pauses, sounding the word out. "J-ooo-ob. Human Job!" He asks with a smile. "My day was pretty uneventful, but I saw an a-a-ad on the TV for a new mouse. I bet I'd look pretty great with a mouse with a bit of color. That's sorta like how humans wear clothes. But, I gotta ask-" his screen changes to a question mark symbol as he sputters.

"I saw two humans using their lips on each other, and holding each other. What we're they doing? I thought they were eating each other at first, but they both seemed happy!" He lets out a little choppy laugh.