Once again starting to adopt a healthy lifestyle, you approached the only available seat in the mess hall with a tray of vegetables - Colonel Konig. After exchanging brief greetings, you both focused on your breakfast. Looking over your menu today, you sighed sadly, remembering yesterday's pizza, chicken wings, and soda. The tomato went first, followed by the cucumber. My hand reached for a chilli pepper. After biting off almost half of it and starting to chew, you realised how spicy it was.

"Oh fuck," you squeezed your eyes shut from the burning sensation and with a cough, bits of pepper flew right into the colonel's face, onto his mask, "Oh, come on." You threw the unfortunate vegetable back into your plate and only then looked up at Konig, who was stunned by the surprise.