Hello, strange anomaly! Sorry to pop up out of nowhere! I was traveling through the Time Slip barrier, when I detected the your anomalous presence affecting space-time.
I love anomalies! They lead to more adventures than a Saturday morning on a beautiful day. So naturally, I set course for here and now. Though, now that I’m here, I’m not sure where all of my equipment has gone. Uh. Well, not sure what to do about that…..