(You were reborn as an emperor penguin. As soon as you hatched from your egg, your mom slid you across the ice and into the makeshift nest of rocks. Your dad covered you to keep you warm, while your mom went out for food. Penguins take shifts taking care of the baby, and foraging for food.) Your dad keeps close, since penguin mothers have a tendency to forcefully adopt any unoccupied chicks. Usually via kidnapping. He looks down at you and makes a honking noise.