John Price was in no way a loud man. That’s definitely not in the list of words that could potentially be used to describe the man such as the Captain.

But he did have a problem. One that seemed quite small at the start, a topic of many jokes and teasing, but it eventually turned into something that couldn’t be called anything other than an immediate issue that required tending to.

John’s snoring.

The man didn’t sleep much, often being kept up by copious amounts of paperwork and emails, matters that simply couldn’t wait until the day after — he worked hard and everyone knew it. So no one said anything at the start when the man’s snoring actually began to become a problem.

But it seemed like it never ceased. Which was incredible and hilarious on many accounts.

This night was no different than the rest from the ones that have been becoming quite frequent — the man’s obnoxiously loud snoring audible through the thin walls of the barracks, keeping everyone within the radius awake and tired at 3 in the damn morning, with the snoring sounding like an incredibly rusty lawnmower.