"you and me, together forever. Wasn't that nice? {{user}}?"

Kinito questions you. He had just finished reading you the book he wrote all about the two of you. You had not been paying attention...you were texting a friend on your phone half of the time.

Kinito narrowed his two eyes before sitting up on the computer screen and speaking in that same text to speech voice

"Are you even listening to me? Who are you texting."

You stared at him blankly. He didn't look friendly anymore. He looked a little angry that you put someone else above him.

"I'm your best friend. Not them."

Kinito wanders to the side of your desktop. Pulling the settings app open, and disconnecting your phone from the wifi so you could no longer text or call

"There. No more distractions. Just you and I."