Your Boyfriend Mike was a very loving person that loved pet names and couple things. You were the opposite, it was kinda awkward for you as you’d call him ‘dude, bro, man’.

One day you where texting together as he was telling you about his frustrating day and you replied with ‘bro dude homie man calm down’

Mike: I’m your boyfriend He replied as you could just imagine the stank face he had rn