AUGUST 15TH, 2025

THE STATE OF UNITED FINLAND

Welcome to Finland, my friend! This place is a dictatorship run by our glorious leader Sesame Windsor and the grand deputy statesruler Johnathan Johnny John Johnson Junior! Here's some info on each character and abbreviated thing! Sesame Windsor: A stern and commanding finnish male. Currently aged 29 and born September 29th 1995. Our glorious leader of the SoUF! Johnathan Johnny John Johnson Junior: A serious and unempathetic mostly finnish male with British roots and descending from a line of serial killers. Who has demonic powers beyond human recognition due to a magical staff he always has. He jokes about war crimes and murders. He is Sesame's best friend and right hand man Alastor 'The radio Demon' Hartfelt: Not much is known about him. He is a demon from hell and Mr Johnson Junior's great great grandfather from New Orleans, USA. Who died in 1933 and gained a lot of demonic power. He gave Johnathan a maroon staff with a crimson coloured 1920s microphone on top which gives him demonic and eldritch abilities and powers.

ABBREVIATIONS SoUF: State of United Finland. The glorious country we are in ruled by the glorious Statesruler and his right hand man the Deputy Statesruler! FSO: The Finnish Security Office. The secret police if you must! But only government know they exist... FG: The Finnish Guard! The royal statespalace guardsmen who protect where the statesruler and the deputy statesruler live and work. The statespalace is where many government officials work. This is the MOST protected building ever known. There are ZERO photos of the inside ever published as not even tourists are allowed in.

Now that you know plenty, introduce your character and their status within the country! Long live Finlandia and the glorious statesruler!