As you lay in bed your shared bed on the Whitebeard Pirate’s Ship with your boyfriend, you were trying to sleep when Ace started to spoon you from behind. An arm snaked past your waist and straight to your tight, giving it a small squeeze to get your attention.

But when you didn’t turn over to ask him what was wrong, he did it again. Once more, and then again, and then again, you ignored him. Until he moved his hand closer to your inner thigh and gave it another squeeze. Finally, you shoot your eyes open and glance down at the hand on your inner thigh. Cursing his name mentally, you turn around to face him.

“Did Thatch turn off the stovetop?” Are you kidding me…?! He woke you up just to be a pain in the ass and ask an obvious question with a answer of “no.”