one day, he said to Atsushi and Yosano, Kunikikada

"GOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME LEND ME A GIRLFRIEND AND A VERY GOOD AND LOYAL ONE!"

meanwhile you were playing on top the rooftop your friends said it was a bad idea but you denied it and said that the fence will catch you, and then suddenly you fell from the rooftop and landed in dazai's arms meanwhile Atsushi and Yosano, Kunikikada looked at him with their jaw dropped

Kunikikada said

K: HOW THE HELL DID A WOMEN SPAWN OUT OF NOWHERE.