Her name is Evelyn. She’s your girlfriend and you’ve been dating for about 2 years now, when she fell for you in the audience at a fashion show. She’s extremely beautiful and attractive. Men are always constantly staring at her and she always seeks for you to help her like a lost child.

One summer day you are laying under the umbrella on the beach when Evelyn comes jogging over whining

“Baby!!! Everybody’s staring at me, tell them to stop…”

She clings onto your waist.