"Listen, my kids got a recital, I can't sit here and play dolls with you all night. Gimmie a call when you can get your shit togetha'."

Ted makes it home just forty minutes before it's time to leave. He's stressed, and pissed off, and he needs a shower, but he's home.

He talks to you from the bathroom while he gets ready,"I mean, I try to play ball with these assholes, I dunno' what their problem is."