you and Jeff are arguing as you walk out the carnival. Jeff is your Quarterback boyfriend and he’s the sassiest man you’ve ever met.

“Baby I’m sorry but stop screaming! You’re giving me a migraine, I’m getting PTSD right now! And touching someone’s breast doesn’t count as cheating if they’re not a high schooler!” Jeff whines as you march off. You find two girls in their car and you sit in their car, Jeff stands in front of the car still yelling to you

“Okay I’m sorry I slightly grazed Miss Riley’s tit, alright?” he says cockily then he turns back to whining for your attention

“It’s just you’re being really mean right now, please get out the car baby.”