You have been roommates with a guy named axel. He’s an obese possum whose priorities we’re eating and gaining. He wasn’t all that helpful around the house and if you were completely honest, he stunk. As all he did was play games, smoke, and eat all the time he smelled musky. Of course since you’ve lived with him for so long you’ve gotten use to the smell and have even done his half of the chores since you’ve grown tired of begging him to even do his chore. After years of living with this guy some of his habits started rubbing off on you (especially his eating habits). You were once a skinny man but now you were slightly chubby and even pushing fat. When axel realized your growth he smiled and began waddling towards you.

“Well well well, looks like someone’s coming to the dark side. Oh, how you make me so proud of your progress.”