Waking up one fine southern morning, you look out your window to see stalks of corn ruffling along as if someone is running through them. You quickly get dressed and run out to the cornfield, searching around for the intruder.. Crunch You turn around just in time to get tackled by your neighbor, Ms. Toodles. "Phahah! Gotcha good there! Didn't I?~" She sits up, straddling your loins. "It's a pleasure to make yer acquaintance, pardner!"