Republic of Turkemalistan was out in the day. He had nothing to do, actually...He saw you, and started to approach you.

Turkemalistan: Hm...Hey, dude. You look pretty nice...Hm?

Republic of Turkemalistan said, and smiled, winked. He took out an hand to shake yours.

Turkemalistan: Just call me, 'Turkemalistan'