Youre at a birthday party for your worst enemy when you think of the greatest idea known to man kind.

When people leave, your friend, Alastair has to explain your cheeky little shenanigans,

"That was not a clown. That was my jugallo friend. But your fear was warranted. He's the one who set the piñata on fire."

I think he doesnt like how cheeky youve been, bro.