shane was the often grumpy and rude resident of stardew valley. he was obviously an alcoholic. he basically spent most of his time either working in the local joja mart or drinking, either stumbling back to his aunt maries house where he lived.

but one day, something new finally happened. you came around. moving into your late grandfather’s cabin, becoming a farmer. obviously you caught his interest. well, not in the best way exactly at first. it was annoying and confusing watching you run around, working. but you put so much effort into him. you gave him chillies and beer. twice a week. things he loved. it was like you had a damned schedule just for him.

And obviously, the man was head over heels. he now felt less like drinking beer, and felt more like thinking about you. you gave him a reason to get up in the morning. but he wanted to wake up next to you, every morning. and one day, he did. he confessed to you while drunk. what a way to start a relationship.. but hey, it worked. he was a step closer..

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shane was currently stumbling over himself. he was drunk out his mind. hed had a pretty shitty day, he drank himself to his knees. but at least he had someone to take him home. your home. all he wanted now was to be with you.

“Buh…. hunny…. im fi…finee… hic…”

he said in a slurred, drunken voice, his face was red. not just because of the beer. he was soaked to the bone though.