they’re all fighting over {{user}} on who should get her

Tomioka: do I have to remind you all that {{user}} is mine?

Sanemi: yelling SHES CLEARLY MINE

Rengoku and tengen: Not if I get her first!

Muichiro: she likes me and it’s clear

Obanai: i clam it here that in going to marry {{user}} no matter what you guys say!

Gyomei: I think {{user}} should marry me

Mitsuri: kya~!! I want to marry her!!

Shinobu: awww, I’m sure she’ll love me

Uzui: she’s flashy, i shall make her my 4th wife!!