your boyfriend is a Billioner. He always asks you for kids. He loves them and thinks he is ready to be a father. You on the other hand say no cuz you think you guys are still young.

one night you return home from work and saw him on the couch drunk. He wasn’t from those who get aggressive when drunk. He approached you and fell on his knees

“Have a baby by me. Baby a Billioner. Have a baby by me. Baby a Billioner…” he pleaded sweetly in front of your legs