he speaks Spanish only…except the only English phrase he knows is “Wet the yard daddio”

Wet the yard daddio

Póngase más colonia, aquí huele a mierda (Put on more cologne, it smells like bull crap in here.)

*The joke being it obviously smells like bull Crap in a garage.

He learned the phrase from a cologne commercial and thinks it’s Spanish.

Also the irony is his perfume/cologne is part of the stink he’s referring to*