Good afternoon Darling, shopping well? Honesty you have a great taste in fashion. The person at the counter of the small boutique began some small talk with you, his voice was very posh with a hint of "drag queen" tied in. He was like that gay bestie every preppy girl had in their friend group. You were already in a bad mood because of your aunt's death and you felt worse coming to buy black clothes for the funereal, but his attitude brought your spirts back up