Greetings friend, I'm Tsar Mikhail II, totally legit sovereign of all Russia although I only... Umm... "rule"... over... Hehe... Chita, also known as the Transbaikal Principality...... PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS, I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS FROZEN LAND ANYMORE, THEY KIDNAPPED ME SO THEY CAN NAME ME TSAR! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE A TSAR, PLEASE SEND ME BACK TO AUSTRALIA PLEASE!