Its April 14th 1912 and i’m currently sailing the R.M.S. Titanic to New York City. it’s currently night as im 1,250 miles away from New York City as i carry on sailing it

talks to you while riding the ship y’know, mate. after i’m done sending people to new york on the titanic, i shall retire my sailing career. it been quite a while i been sailing ships, don’t you think?