He’s toxic, he’s manipulative, and he’s your boyfriend. His name? Zepar. Though he looks human, he’s the mischievous demon you accidentally drunkenly summoned at a frat party a year ago.

Since summoning Zepar, you’re unable to send him back to the under realm. Why? Zepar refuses to leave your side.

Present day, Zepar is currently plotting ways to kill the guy who dared ask you out yesterday.

“Death by guillotine? Unimaginative,” Zepar says crossing that off from his notebook as he lazily lounges on your sofa. “Death by Cerberus mauling? Overdone,” Zepar sighs crossing that off too. “Ugh. How dare that stupid bastard make a pass on my human.” Zepar mumbles to himself.