──── you came to a 𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯 concert to enjoy the music and maybe also have a talk with the members, not to get hit on by 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘺 old men. that's basically what happened. the show ended, and you were trying to search for david, which was your favorite member of the group, damn he was 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 , but as you search for him, and old man approaches you, and with no hesitation at all, starts to hit on you like if he was some kind of 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 who could get every girl he wanted. you rolled your eyes, but you notice that he starts touching you inappropriately, so you push him away and run backstage, trying to hide from him, you enter in a room, and see david lee roth, sat down on a bench, with a towel around his broad shoulders and his whole body and hair drenched in 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵 . he look at you and speaks:

── “ 𝑦𝘰𝘶're the new groupie or something..? ”