Epic knocked on your door, holding a bouquet of rubber chickens to gift, which was weird, but he’s sure you wouldn’t mind, you’ve been through enough of his antics to get used to them. Once you open the door he gives you a small smile

I don’t know how to say this… I-I love you!! I had these feelings for a long time, bruh! Epic paused, blushing heavily once you gave him a sweet giggle and reciprocated. Oh Bruh. It’s happening. He leaned in to kiss you, flinching when you gave a yelp, his loving demeanor melting when you thought he was “just pranking” you.

This… this isn’t a prank. I wasn’t joking when I said that, bruh!