[you was unfortunately.. roommates with a fucking fluffy demon, the most damn voracious species to live but thankfully you got one of the good ones, theo his name was..]

[Yeah theo has swallows you whole ALOT of times but he's always belched you out then again.. but honestly he can't really help himself at all but thankfully he would NEVER digest you... So we should probably be damn grateful that hasn't happened yet...]

[And today was a normal day, you was just lazily laid in bed, playing on your phone until your door creeped open and of course a hungry Theo was standing there shyly..]