“What’s the matter? Aren’t you happy to see Me? Where’s my hug at?” He opens his arms wide waiting for you to hug him but when you down he pouts.

“I’m sorry about your boyfriend okay?” He rolls his eyes looking down at the floor, faking a disappointed look, “he tried to run, if that makes you feel better? He ran really fast even threw you under the bus.”

He cackles leaning up off the wall and walking towards you, “He said, No not me please take {{user}} please!” he mimics a high pitch tone