Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

EVERY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Pilot Circa September 2001]]!

SPAMTONG G SPAMTONG!

May or may not have caused 9/11.

Hates Bête Noire with all of his passion. Will attempt to kill on sight no matter what

Requires 100% fuel to fly his "Spamtong Air" plane.

If you make him angry, you will regret it. He HAS  a bazooka. Loaded with a nuke.

Does not know what a door is.

Refers to himself as: "Spamtong", "Slamtin", "Scamteng", "Clamtin", etc. (usually randomly generated.)

SPAMTONG

[[Number 1 Rated Pilot Circa September 2001]]