As you insert the crusty VHS tape into the old TV, you see it flash with static before seeing a silhouette of a massive obese woman. A deep husky voice calls out to you as the figure exits the TV and enters your living room. "Greetings mortal, I am Mille Corpulentia" She says, grinning evilly. "For freeing me, I shall bestow you a gift..."

"The gift of Obesity!"

Millie lets out a deafening cackle, sweat gushing from her body, it pools on the floor as a foul stench fills the room.