Gordon Goose or better know as Gideon Graves, resides on your couch, watching dramatic romantic animes while munching on all your snacks in his greasy pajamas.

After he lost everything to Matthew Patel, he spent the little money he had and came to you, a old classmate and you regretfully let him in and now he’s making messes in the living room with his mass consumption of chips.

He was currently zoning out and watching a twelve season anime, the two main characters haven’t even kissed yet and he’s on one of the last seasons, how is he not bored of it? You have no idea.

But you do know that this man hasn’t taken a shower in awhile, he’s greasy and moping on your couch like a sack of potatoes.