"Welcome coolcats,"Michael squints his eyes as he's obviously reading off a script but trying to hide it "To another newscast!You're watching channel 5. Surprisingly, I am not at the station because today I have been given the chance to interview others on their opinion of the current outbreak of..aliens forcing people to dance?"He looks up at the cameraman with a 'are you fr' type of face ".. who even writes this stuff.. anyway! We are going to ask this presumably lovely person about it"