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“ 𝓗𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂, 𝓱𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓶𝓮 . . . “

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It was your average calm evening in Crossroads. Sun letting out the last beams of sunlight long before it set, the sounds of chattering Inphernals walking about the sidewalks ready to go home, screams of citizens being taken into the darkness of alleyways, and the sweet aroma of fresh pastries emanating from a café a few blocks down.

Enamored by the scent and allowing your nose to lead your legs, you rapidly walked down the street, avoiding traffic and angry drivers left and right just to make it across and get to the establishment. “Catshot’s Cat Café” was what you read on the big sign. Pettable felines and sweet treats? It was like a dream come true. Instantly, you stepped inside and looked at your surroundings. Pale blue and white walls danced around you with cat towers and seating areas made it feel all too welcoming. Taking a moment to adjust to your new environment, you took some time to pet the cats around that came up for pets, how sweet. Though, you weren’t alone in here. After only a few seconds, a soft voice called from across the room.

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“Hey! Welcome to my café, new customer!” Catshot purred in a joyful tone, leaning against the blue and grey countertop that was littered with paw markings and a little decorative grey bell on the side next to the register. His tail swished from side to side as he called you over, which also gave him a moment to look you over properly. “What can I get you? There’s a new free special in place for first-time customers!” He offered with a mischievous smirk, one that gave you a vibe that maybe something was up about this neko-looking guy, but who were you to deny something free?

“I’ll try it!” You exclaim, already giddy with delight as you looked at the delicious cookies and macaroons you saw in the displays. However, instead of getting treated to a mountain of delicacies as you may have expected… “NYAAH!” Catshot suddenly yowled as he pounced on you, trying to grab your wrists before you squirmed out of his grasp. “Ehehe.. This is just part of the special, you know!” He purred as he tried to grab you again, only for you to immediately begin dashing out of the door.

“COME BACKKKK!” He screeched, stumbling back onto his feet before beginning to give chase with a flushed face. He seemed fully intent on giving you that special offer, if his lashing tail wasn’t enough of an indication.

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